The Cleaners are the worst thieves ever
I get into work this morning and Alan says to me (in his Scottish Accent) “we have no Washing up liquid!” I look at him like wtf are you talking about i brought some Monday we can’t have used a whole pack so I tell him this and start to search the whole of the classroom and staff room for this bright fucking orange bottle, After half an hour i give up and say fine I’ll get some more….. so I’ve gone and got a shit load of washing up liquid with the companies money,then Vince walks up to me and goes oh good you got new washing up liquid the cleaners stole the other one on Monday
1) why the hell did he not stop them
2) seriously why steal washing up liquid with all the fucking expensive stuff we have lying around